Tea with Misfits
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10-15-11 dream
Alright cheers to another wierd-ass dream.
so basically it started off in a shopping mall. One that i have been to in other dreams. and i was with a friend and we went to barnes and noble to look at books and we picked up two of the exact same curious george books and read them. and then i was like “okay we’re done, lets put them back and go” and my friend grabbed them and said “hey i want to show you something” and then ran out an emergency exit. I followed. and then i told her “this is stupid” and grabbed the books and returned them to b&n.
skip to next part that i can remember
there was someone taking over my mind. She looked exactly like me, so I’m just calling her alternate elizabeth. so there were different levels of my brain that she was taking over and we apparently we were on the brain stem level which was the second highest level and it was a NASA space station site thing. there was a whole group of people messing up my space station brain stem, but alternate elizabeth was doing the most damage, eventually i joined along. my mom called me on my phone and was begging me to stop, but i didnt listen to her and hung up the phone. eventually after the space station was messy, alternate elizabeth and the rest of the crew stepped into an elevator to go to the highest level of my brain: THE BRAIN. if alternate elizabeth messed up my brain, she would have complete control over my body. I followed alternate elizabeth up to my brain and thought, “mom was pretty upset. imagine how upset she would be if someone took over my brain.” and then i decided to fight back. i dont know how i fought back, but somehow I gained complete control of my brain. and then went back down the elevator to space station brain stem. There i started cleaning up. Everything. and i won.
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10-14-11 dream
so its been a while since i posted one of my dreams, but ive had quite a few interesting dreams the past few weeks and it was suggested to me to write them down in a book someone. BUT TUMBLR IS GOOD ENOUGH.
okay so my dream:
i was with two other friends walking towards a high school theater. we were going to see hamlet. and while walking towards the school, we ran into josh hutcherson. i started freaking out. omigod its josh hutcherson. and then he came up to me and introduced himself. and we talked a bit, but i stopped walking when i saw what the theater was like. they had projects projecting shit all over the place. there were all these colors and flashing lights projected on to the outside of the building. It had this little canopy entrance and when you walked under, the entrance to the theater looked like the lobby of the pantages theater in hollywood. I was impressed and asked him what school this was. he told me that it was ………. high school and he goes there (Even though he’s 19. HOLY SHIT HIS BIRTHDAY WAS TWO DAYS AGO I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED IT). Apparently it was some sort of art school. Josh and I went into the theater and my two friends followed behind. we were trying to find seats, but it was pretty packed. and secretly, I REALLY REALLY WANTED TO SIT NEXT TO JOSH HUTCHERSON. we found a row that had two seats open, and then one person sitting and then two more open. i was said “ah im really sorry. looks like we cant all sit together.” i was being sincere, too. i didint think of asking this person to move. BUT my friends were like “oh its fine” and climbed over the seats to get to a pair of seats in the row behind us. SO I WAS SITTING NEXT TO JOSH HUTCHERSON. and i was freaking out because i thought he didnt want to sit next to me and i was pretty sure that he hated me. but, before the play started, he said “im going to do something” and left. i was sure that he wouldn’t return. but after the play started, he came back. and so we watched the play together. soon after the play finished, he ran off and left me. and i thought “man, i should hate you right now. IF ONLY YOU WEREN’T SO ATTRACTIVE.” and then victoria gould was there and she was like “hey can you drive me to my car?” and i said “sure! where is it?” and she said “oh its quite a walk away” so i was like ”HEY! ill just walk with you instead of drive you!” so we walked. and then we passed a grocery store on the way. we got to her car. she thanked and hugged me and then left. i started walking back, but the grocery store distracted me. i entered the store. jump to another part of my dream (im not sure how i got there). i was in a mansion and in the backyard there was a dead tree and many ducks. (and i just realized that i should be writing an essay that is due today instead of this. oh well) and apparently i was supposed to solve a murder. but i went to the dead tree and someone was there and he told me who was the murderer. i looked up and the murderer was hanging dead in the tree.
FIN
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